Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
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We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
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Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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