it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
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Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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