whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
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drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
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Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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