Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
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i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
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he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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