you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
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We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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