To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
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I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
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All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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