Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
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he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
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A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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