he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
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Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
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To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
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Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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