Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
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My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
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If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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