I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
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when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
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Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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