So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
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p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
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Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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