You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
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I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
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Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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