I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
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You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
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I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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