You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
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EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
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I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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