Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
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Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
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I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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