He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
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Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
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you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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