i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
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Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
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All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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