Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
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My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
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Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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