Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
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Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
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Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
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