I cockslap morals
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
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i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
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I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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