hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
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I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
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Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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