I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
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You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
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My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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