So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
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Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
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my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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