Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
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I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
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Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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