I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
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i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
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Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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