i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
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this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
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Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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