I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
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Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
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I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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