He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
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we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
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Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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