remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
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I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
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I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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