pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
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I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
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He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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