he wants to bone in the snuggie
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
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Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
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Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize