It's like a parade of train wrecks.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
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There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
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A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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