You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
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you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
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I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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