I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
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I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
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BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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