Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
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i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
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Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
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