I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
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She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
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Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I have fence marks all over my body
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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