Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
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There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
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Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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