I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
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There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
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I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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