you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
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What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
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His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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