We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
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if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
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What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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