My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
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Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
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I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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