i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
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I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
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She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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