At least make sure they are 18
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Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
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I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
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I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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