Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
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and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
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Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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