I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
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if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
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Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize