Whod you bang
Sacagawea was the original milf.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
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We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
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I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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