Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
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Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
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I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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