The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
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dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
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I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
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