he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
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Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
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Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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