i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
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Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
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I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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